99problemsandtheyreallbroadway:

girls don’t like boys. girls like musicals about tap dancing losers that close foR NO REASON

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As corny as it all sounds, that’s why I sing. My husband always says, “Go spread the joy”. And that’s all I want to try to do.

Kelli O’Hara (8/11/2014 Williamstown, Ma)
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punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

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ghostchomby:

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my  head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

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centifolias:

take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room

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Please take good care of him. I miss him dearly but if you make him happy then that’s all I ever wanted for him, even if that meant me being miserable.

To his new love (via nostalgicallyconfused)
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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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997:

why did i wake up

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