moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

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i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sadtit:

sadvaporwavebabe:

please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation

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hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat
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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

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johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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